Raksha Bhandhan 2015 Jokes For WhatsApp

Raksha Bandhan is the day to celebrate the most sacred relation on this earth.The significance of 'Raksha Bandhan' is a lot more profound when compared to any other Indian festival. Raksha Bandhan is a time of merriment, blessings, harmony and is the perfect expression of immaculate love and bond between siblings.It is obviously done with a healthy approach. If you also love to celebrate Rakhi with a fun filled attitude, we have brought for you our unique and wide collection of Rakhi jokes.Read on to know how you can contribute to the gaiety, and make this year's Raksha Bandhan a more unforgettable experience.

Best gift to sister’s this raksha bandhan,

Do kilo Pyaaz,

Ek kilo tamatar,

Ek liter petrol aur

Shagaun ka ek Dollar..

Happy Raksha Bandhan 

Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.

Yu to hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladki Dikhi to Aankh mari
Pat gai to Hamari varna......
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

• Meri khushi ka andaaza
  Lagana mushkil tha
  Par iske aage Jo hua
  Woh batana bhi mushkil tha!
• Usne hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi, 
  Humne uski doli saja rakhi thi, 
  Hume pata tha voh bewafa nikalegi, 
  Isliye humne usaki behen bhi pata rakhi thi.

Har Gali Phulo Se Saja Rakhi Hai,

Har Chok Par Ladkiya Bitha Rakhi Hai,

Jane Kis Gali Se Guzrenge Aap,

Har Ladki Ke Hath Me Rakhi Thama Rakhi hai.. 

Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

"Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi ladki ke hath mein
phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
Purush heet mein jaaree ....."

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